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  • Ascent Resources. ‘Mother Hubbard’ There’s Fook All Left In The Cupboard..

    Ascent Resources. ‘Mother Hubbard’ There’s Fook All Left In The Cupboard..

    “Mother Hubbard there’s nothing in the cupboard” So goes the sad sorry tale of Ascent Resources (LON: AST). Today’s 7am RNS announced accounts for the year end December 31 2017. The problem was that the accounts were not released within the RNS and directed investors to their website which funnily enough never had the accounts on. READ ACCOUNTS HERE 

    Now call me a cynic! ‘You cynic Levi!’. But surely if an RNS states that the accounts are on the company website then that is where they should be. But no. Several calls to the AST Nomad, Aim reg team with a follow up email seems to have done the trick. Accounts in all their gory details now on the website 3+ hours late and no wonder why….

    I Want Your Cash! Again & Again ad infinitum to pay my fees for failure…

    The accounts lag behind real-time by some 5 months. It’s glaringly apparent that Ascent Resources are close to the bone and running on fumes. The cash burn is what’s important here. £1,032,000 in Directors/Employees remuneration, £1,966,000 loss for the year with a measly £699k left in cash as of 5 months ago which doesn’t reflect their £210,000 of liabilities 5 months ago.

    Serial Failure…. Gave himself massive pay rise.

    So let’s be generous ’cause I’m a real generous type… Directors/Employees Remuneration is running at circa £1,000,000 per year. Five+ months have since elapsed so circa £500,000 as per their D/E Remuneration cash burn has now been paid but’ lets only take off £400,000 from their cash position that leaves them £299,000. Hang on I here you AST trolls scream ‘we’ve got revenue now!!!’ ‘Ok’ say I, I’ll add that in… The Ascent gross margin was £411,000 that is to say the actual cash received and held by AST. So you have £411,000 per year but your running at a £2,000,000+ loss! Ergo there’s a £1,600,000 funding gap that has to be bridged to survive this year!!!

    Old Mother Hubbard LOL!!!!!

    Where is that money coming from because it’s not coming from the production is it? Production is declining because there isn’t the cash to spend on it. What an absolute fooking mess the corporate shysters carve ’em up Carver & Hutchinson have made. They’ve cleaned the company coffers out and annually trouser hundreds of thousands of pounds while awarding themselves huge pay increases for failure. You can be sure of one thing whatever happens to AST these corporate shysters will continue to bleed it dry until they are booted out of the company.

    Ascent Resources are running on fumes and regardless of what these two fookers are spinning to you, the mug punters, if they don’t raise cash and raise it quickly then they will be insolvent. Massive Discounted Placing on the way as sure as night follows day! And guess who will be getting the discounted stock? Come on down Mr Henderson and Mrs Darwin. with their bastard child Primary Bid in the bolloxs!!!

     

     

     

     

    Sell and run like hell….

     

    Viva

     

    Dan

  • Andalas Energy Investors Face Wipe-Out Via CONsolidation & Another Placing…

    Andalas Energy Investors Face Wipe-Out Via CONsolidation & Another Placing…

    Today yet again we have ‘yet again’ another scandalous placing & acquisition RNS and a Board change RNS from the corporate crooks who run Andalas Energy & Power (LON: ADL). Make no mistake these fookers are running true to form. The RNS’s contain blatant lies. Which I will expose further down in this ‘Epistle to the Morons’.

    Mug Retail Punters woke up this morning to yet more horse-shit via the bush-tucker system. I say ‘Bush-Tucker‘ for good reason as my sources, who are 100%, have kept me informed on #ADL at every twist & turn. More of why I’m using an Aussie term further down in the blog…

    What is happening at Andalas Energy? Well I’ll expose it and expose it in full! Today’s Placing/Acquisition wasn’t news to me as I already knew months ago about the new asset and knew on Thursday/Friday that the joint cunts, Novum & Optiva were lining up a placing. Sadly I only had 2 sources. (The BMD rule on solid info is that I have to get at least 3 separate sources unconnected with each other before I run an article.)

    RNS LIES

    Investors who are currently holding ADL stock are in for a wipe-out via a massive share consolidation and another placing. Todays RNS’s contain blatant lies. Gorringe has stated; “Indonesia offers significant potential and we remain committed to our existing projects and strategy there”.  This is a blatant lie.

    As is this; “On behalf of the board, I would like to extend our thanks to David (Whitby) for his service to the Company, he brought passion for Indonesia to Andalas and we wish him well in his future endeavours.” 

    New Name. New Asset. New BOD. Consolidation & Wipe-Out. Rinse Repeat!

    David Whitby, outgoing Chairman, said “I am proud of what the team has achieved in Indonesia, whilst the Company has not done enough to show the market that the foundations built over the past few years will generate shareholder value, I am confident that I leave the Company full of opportunity. I wish the team and shareholders all the best as Andalas executes its new focused strategy, which has the potential to make 2018 a significant and exciting year for all involved.”

    For a company to opine such blatant shite in an RNS is testament to how detached from reality they have become from their share-holders. There is no shareholder out there who, hand on heart, would agree with the utter shite above! Whitby and Gorringe have decimated ADL and raped it since day one with a series of worthless paper deals. Not one therm of gas or drop of oil has been produced, yet tens of millions of pounds have been fleeced out of UK investors. They’re now being paid off to fuck off. For Whitby or indeed any of the sad sack of shit that run this company, to state such utter bolloxs gives away exactly how they see shareholders. Gullible fools bent over & willing to be repeatedly financially sodomised, with the help of the likes of BigGob, Bellcunti & the Gunslinger a.k.a Doc Holiday etc. You’ll all remember them with their incessant ‘Share of The Year’ shysterism…

    SHADOW DIRECTING

    Those who are basically shadow directing ADL have no intention whatsoever of progressing Indonesian assets because they know they’re paper assets and worthless. The plan which is being shadow directed by Paul Hayward (Block Energy) Novum brokers Colin Rowbury, James Sheehan & Optivas Christian Dennis, (you may recall some of those names as these were the people who installed the crooked Whitby crew (and kept it going) at the beginning of this long, sad, tortuous tale and what a tale it has turned into) is to reinvent ADL and slowly flip out the majority of the board quietly over a period of months, bring in new blood, while at the same time changing the company’s name, employing professional PR/IR and changing the emphasis/direction of the company. Hence the new asset…. It is a reinvention of the wheel, a passing on of the ‘cash cow’ that allows those at the pigs trough to keep feeding and filling their pockets.

    And pray tell just where in the name of God are ADL going to get their 14.75% share of an offshore drill in the North-Sea for the Licence P2112 ? The cost of which is up to circa £50,000,000 sterling…. It cannot be done unless they jettison the entire Board of ADL and run away from Indonesia and wipe out existing shareholders via a massive Consolidation and placing and that folks is exactly what those shadow directing this POS are about to do!

    As for the rest of  Licence P2112 who is going to come in? My sources are telling me that, that other super sodomiser of UK Retail Mug Punters, Solo Oil & Gas (LON: SOLO) are also in discussions with Eagle Gas LTD. And we all know who really has their fat sticky ‘didgeridoos’ in SOLO. Come on down the fat Aussie Liar and corporate conman His Excellency ‘LordLieAlot’ take a bow David Lenigas!

     

    Wipe-Out on the way ADL!

     

    Have a Good Day Cobbers!

     

    Viva!

     

    Dan

  • Bloodbath on the way. CEB/Andalas

    $600,000,000 FANTASYMAN
    $600 Million Dollar Fantasy Man. No wonder he’s smirking!

    Followers will recall that we published a piece over the weekend on the sham being perpetrated by the fantasy $600,000,000 man Dave Whitby. You can read that piece HERE.

    News has dropped from City of London sources that there’s yet another almighty ‘Kick up the AndalARSE’ on the way for holders of this POS. There’s a massive dilution about to drop. Over £2,600,000 worth of discounted shares at 0.45p-0.50p. That means that shares in issue, if it goes ahead, will be fast approaching 1.5 Billion. God only knows what warrant packages those involved with the massively discounted grab for cash will be.

    We do know that Corsair, the private company run by Whitby & his cronies, will trouser approx., 230,000,000 on top of the 31,250,000 shares they’ve already trousered. Punters do not know what other fees in cash Corsair have had? The Reverend Tom Winnifrith has beat me to the line on this. You can read what Tom has discovered HERE

    It’s going to be a bloodbath. Those foolhardy enough to have kept holding are now locked into the ticking time bomb that will explode very soon. They’ll need a 130% rise or (and a big almighty non-stop ramping campaign) thereabouts to get back to where it was pre suspension, if they relist at 0.45p/0.5p. Bearing in mind the low quality of the unproved, undrilled, Indonesian gas asset that’s in the pipeline. Value $1,000,000, It’s a case of hope rather than fact that CEB/Andalas will finish the day with a market cap of £20,000,000+. The real post readmission value, is cash at hand, listing value, plus asset. Which is approx. £2.5M. Being generous that equates to an SP of 0.20p or thereabouts.

    The Pumpers and Dumpers will be out in force on RELISTING DAY. Remember some of those are sat on massive losses and would eat dog shit live on National television if they thought it would push the SP up.

    Stay well clear. It’s a Bloodbath. Get in the popcorn.

    Viva

    Dan

    In for the spin.

  • ADL/CEB Another ‘TOE in the AndalARSE’ for Shareholders!

    EDL Pumpers & Dumpers!

    News on Andalas Energy ( LON: ADL) or AndalARSE as I like to call them, could be about to drop. Investors will remember it traded as the mega ramped pumped & dumped CEB Resources. It was, as CEB, a major disaster for those gullible enough to fall for the bullshit of the BB and twitter P&D crews, who were being whipped up into a frenzy by off record ‘title tattle’ from various people/organisations associated with the then CEB. One moron claimed that Whitby had turned NIDO Petroleum into a $600M company.  While others were spinning it as a $600M takeover. Complete Bollocks.

    Under AIM rules the company have to publish a readmission document in a matter of a week or so, otherwise it’s ‘goodnight Vienna’ off the AIM it will go. $600,000,000 fantasy man CEO Dave Whitby, is reputed to be offering all kinds of financial packages on broker fees, warrants and options in-order to grab the cash. The company recently got out of a bankruptcy hole when raising £500,000 of super expensive debt on March 31 2016 – Tom Winnifrith, the respected City of London financial journalist, described it as “The most expensive debt in AIM history”. You can read his article HERE. That debt is convertible into shares if Andalas relists, and the whispers are that the £500,000 now paying for the RTO and bloated PLC costs will not be the only dilution should they relist. A further £2/3 Million of hugely discounted shares may follow. That’s very bad news for those left holding shares in the suspended cashless, asset less, shell.

    $600,000,000 FANTASYMAN
    $600,000,000 Fantasy Man

    AndalARSE have no assets whatsoever other than some Indonesian options on options, assignment agreements and concession agreements. Any and all of those paper agreements will cost millions to sign off and work. Money they simply, as of yet do not have. Should they relist with a £2/3 Million super dilution then as sure as night follows day they will very quickly burn through it. The heads of terms agreement signed to acquire a 30% working interest in the aptly acronymic ‘TOE’,  Tuba Obi East oil and gas concession, will relieve them of approx. $1,600,000 which as we all know will rise substantially, this doesn’t add in the bloated PLC and corporate payments going into the pockets of the company and its advisors. Ergo de facto they’ll be looking to raise further capital within a matter of months of relisting.

    What’s interesting is that Corsair Petroleum, owned by team Whitby have already pocketed 31,250,000 CEB shares and have share payments waiting of 34,344,865 ordinary shares exercisable at 0.4p per share until the third anniversary of the Assignment Agreement (“Options”). In the event that Corsair is successful in the acquisition of at least one concession, CEB will issue up to 93,750,000 ordinary shares in CEB and up to 103,034,596 Options in three equal instalments. So Whitby, and cronies, in Corsair will be trousering over 270,000,000 shares. For little more than an introduction! Which again will further add to the dilution… and enrich the $600,000,000 fantasy man.

    The sensible should ‘Exit left’.

    The pump and dump fest from the usual names will begin almost immediately on twitter and the financial BB sites on relisting.

    Avoid the Whitby ‘TOE in the AndalARSE’ Do not be suckered into this POS.

    Viva

    Dan

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